8. They have absolutely no coordination.


9. There is no sleeping position too uncomfortable.




10. They have poor impulse control.


11. They often fall asleep on or near toilets.


12. They shouldn’t be trusted around heavy equipment.

                     

13. They have no sense of shame.

They have no sense of shame.

14. And they often fall asleep with their shoes on.

And they often fall asleep with their shoes on.

15. They don’t know when to stop drinking.

They don't know when to stop drinking.

16. They constantly misjudge their strength and coordination.

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

17. They’re really bad at posing for photos.

They're really bad at posing for photos.
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18. They’re terrible at judging distances.

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

19. They’re obsessed with finding something to eat…

They're obsessed with finding something to eat...
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20. …but they often don’t make it that far.

...but they often don't make it that far.
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21. They’re constantly hurting themselves.

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

22. They draw on others’ faces when they pass out.

They draw on others' faces when they pass out.

23. They’re not good around pools.

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

24. They can often be found with their heads in the toilet.

They can often be found with their heads in the toilet.

25. Things go wrong around them for no apparent reason.

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

26. They have no shame about being seen without pants on.

They have no shame about being seen without pants on.